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Happy Hour
Cinema. Sports. Life in L.A.
Non-sequitors too.
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Non-sequitors too.
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I went to some Samsung launch party at Boulevard 3 last night. Tons of great food and free drinks. But the best part was this dress Katy Perry was wearing. God, she looked so hot in that, dancing around, singing all her stupid songs…. I never wanted to be Russell Brand so badly! A feeling I find hasn’t dissipated by morning light!
I gotta go buy her CD.
Want.
Holy shit! Does this mean we’ll get to see Berg in comic book form?!?!?! That would be pretty much the best thing ever!
Wow this is awesome. Way to go Tumblr.
What if she says “no” in front of the whole tumblrverse? Now that would be something!
The Friday Forty
Last week, we didn’t have any contestants lined up beforehand, so we just took volunteers from the audience. One of them was so drunk he literally couldn’t sit downstraight. When asked what state disgraced Rep. Bill Jefferson came from, he replied simply: “Chuck.” He was removed from the premises by security immediately after the show.
So we’re lining up contestants ahead of time this week.
DO YOU:
- live in the greater Los Angeles area?
- enjoy free beer?
- want to win $40?
- have half a clue what’s going on in the world around you, or at least know that Chuck is not a state?
Then come be a contestant in The Friday Forty. S’fun! Friday at 10pm, IO West Hollywood & Ivar. Drop a line: thefridayforty@gmail.com. Spread the word, yo!
It’s a ton of fun! I did it a few weeks ago and had a blast! And if you don’t want to be a contestant, the show is a barrel full of monkeys to watch. I strongly recommend attending.
“FOXSports.com reported early Wednesday morning that the Phillies are the favorite to land [Mark] DeRosa, according to a Major League source.
But the Phillies also are seriously interested in Placido Polanco and Adrian Beltre. Other potential candidates such as Miguel Tejada could become possibilities, depending how the market develops.”
From this article on MLB.com.
I say NO THANKS to Beltre and Polanco and I’m pretty sure I don’t want Tejada, either. I like DeRosa well enough but can’t we just keep Happy Pete?
Mr. and Mrs. Victorino. :)
Photo Credit: Will Binns, Pacific Coast News
It looks like she’s wearing a wedding dress. Is that what HE wore to the ceremony?! Oh, Hawaiians.
have you met mrs. alex byrnes? she’s narrow-eyed and sharp-nosed. he’s still working on that whole “why don’t you root my team?!” part. but they’ve got their whole lives!
Oh you sonuvabitch! This lady here is exactly why I don’t like the New Orleans Saints. During the 2006 playoffs, when the Eagles lost to the Saints, they show “Fuck Da Eagles” Heather here wearing her “Fuck Da Eagles” T-Shirt on national TV! I didn’t like it then and I don’t like it now! I mean, talk about low rent! But then again, this post is from the guy who made a T-shirt that depicted Tom Brady shitting on my face while I beg for more.
The FCC fines Fox and she goes on to be some airbrushed, F-level celebrity. Only in America!
And to think I didn’t post anything about the Patriots choke job to the Colts on Sunday night because I didn’t want to be a jerk…
Just used this in conversation the other night.
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You oughtta know! You’re their number one seller!
It could be said I have I “type.”
Narrow-eyed, sharp-nosed Anna Torv falls under the umbrella of said type.
I'm conflicted...
Some cop has taken it upon himself to sit in our driveway on his motorcycle, lying in wait to pounce on my fellow civilians. Now, usually, I wouldn’t want to help The Man stick it to the little guy AND I’m not really comfortable with him just chilling behind my Honda Accord BUT people drive down my street (which is only one block long, mind you) like complete and utter assholes. I mean, you wouldn’t believe it. You’ve got 60 yards before the next stop sign, people! Marty McFly is the only person with an excuse to drive 88 mph down this street and he’s not real so no one should be doing it.
Man, between this and complaining about Christmas commercials in November, I’m really starting to sound like my father.
Boy oh boy is this commercial pissing people off. Mainly Christians because it mentions “Solstice” in the same breath as “Christmas.” It pisses me off because it’s annoying. And really, not to sound like some old Grinch who doesn’t like Christmas (I love Christmas) but can we please get excited for Thanksgiving first? Time goes fast enough as it is these days; I’d like to appreciate the fall season before I get Christmas shoved down my throat.
I do really like that blonde in the commercial though. She’s awesome.
A short note to Zack Greinke:
For Ohler
Dear Zack,
Thank you for an amazing 2009.
We know that if there’s any athlete out there who may actually not care about the big fancy baseball awards, it’s you. Still, just in case something insanely stupid happens and you don’t win the Cy Young, we’d just like to say now that your 2009 season was one of the coolest things we’ve seen in a long time. Your starts were something we planned our life around and watching you perform brought out a side of us that many of us didn’t know we had as fans. You made baseball incredibly fun. You made us proud to cheer for this team. Maybe you saw us making stupid signs. Hopefully you heard us cheer at least once or twice.
It’s crazy that you’ve been a Royal since 2004. Has it been that long? Man, you still seem like a kid. A lot of us feel like we’ve gotten to know you a little bit over these last five years, which you would probably consider fairly idiotic, but it is the truth. You seem like one of us, which is crazy because well… you’re Zack Greinke.
Honestly, we all really want you to win this silly thing. We really really do. Seriously though, it doesn’t even matter. (Though if you don’t, something, somewhere, is going to burn.) The Cy Young Award isn’t big enough, isn’t prestigious enough, to accurately describe what you did in 2009. Two people win the Cy every year after all. Two people don’t do what you just did every season, however.
So thanks, man. Like, really. We mean it. This is getting too long… we’d give you an awkward bro hug if we could.
Sincerely,
Fans of the Kansas City Royals(via Royals Review)
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